always know that the hell you are putting in your mouth

that is the sweetest most tender fish i've ever had

really?

yeah i'm gonna ask what kind it is

(korean waitress walks over)

excuse me, what kind of fish is this?

oh egg

egg fish? really?

no IS EGG

oh.

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what's that?

gyoza

what's in it?

umm i dunno. pork?

really?

it might be cat food...but it sure tastes good. dip it in the sauce.