my other ride is your mother

so yesterday when the horrible snotty screaming mess of a child decided he would not be having a nap - i did what every honest mother should do.

I called all of my non-exhausted non-tredupon non-stretched to the limit - friends without children and begged them NOT to have kids.

on the upside - Liam has taken with the "please" and the "thank you" so much we hardly even have to prompt him anymore.