who does that?

sorry I'm late

don't worry no one expects you to be on time

it wasn't my fault...J and I were...

**6 eyebrows go up, 6 simultaneous blinks**

J was buying porn

who buys porn?

don't you have a computer?

what the hell do you do with a dvd of porn?

J likes to buy them...he was reading the names of the cast OUT LOUD!

you were in a porno shop, right?

yeah

I don't think anyone there would be judging you