grapes from the gods

10 pm last night, in the dark - sitting on the sofa

"what is this?"

"i dunno"

"i dare you to eat it"

"i'm not eating it. it might have fallen out of my butt."

"oh come on...i dare you. what do you think it is?"

"hey wait is that a raisin?"

"maybe"

"oh i'll eat that"

"ewww you just ate a butt raisin"