my own thursday 13

13 things i never thought i'd have to say:

1. don't kick the cat
2. keep your fingers out of your butt
3. don't gag yourself
4. cat food is only for cats
5. daddy's socks are not hats
6. can i pee alone?
7. i am not a jungle gym
8. the cat doesnt want your too-too
9. too-too doesnt belong in your (insert various orifaces here)
10. yes liam wipes are for poop (as we walk down the diaper aisle and he screams POOOOP!)
11. don't bite the door stop
12. the toilet brush is NOT a magic wand
13. i'm missing a nipple (from carey)