Just spit on it

In our house "just spit on it" has become the new catch phrase.

For instance:

"internet is down"

"just spit on it" ,

"i don't know what to do about the garbage"

"just spit on it" ,

"we're all out of mayo for my sandwich"

"just spit on it"

OR

"Liam ran head first into the table"

"just spit on it"

(in such a case i never know whether to spit on Liam or the table)

You get the point.