ode to a sprinkler

my favourite sprinkler

oh, where have you gone?

I left you outside without a light on

you must have grown legs

or decided to walk

If I had known I would have put on a lock

now you are lost

and all I have still to water

is your sad lefty righty friend, who just doesnt matter

lefty righty is bad

and it makes me soooo mad

it just does not do

it's a big pile of poo

I know all the university education paid off now. I am such a freakin' poet.