Feels like....

I think it should be a game show for new mothers.

"Thank you contestants...and welcome to FEELS LIKE..."

Tired and unenthused clapping from the audience.

"Contestant #1 - Please place your pelvis into the flaming bone crushing vice - Does this come close to describing your labour?"

"Not exactly, Chuck. For me it felt like...."

Okay maybe too much information for normal TV audiences but HBO or showtime would eat that up.