well it fits....ummm

So my dream of losing at least 10lbs before we leave for cuba is fast becoming a pipe dream. Shan and I had a hilarious if yet somewhat tragic conversation today about bikinis, bulges and butts. I tried to express upon her the life (see bulge) saving qualities of a black string bikini and she tried to tell me that despite said strings "there ain't enough lycra in the world etc etc etc..."

So we are set to "settle" for :

Although technically Shan and I are both too young (apparently) for this category I look forward to the day my son says : "Shut up dude that's my mom"

Maybe by then I'll look hot in a black string bikini...